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About the beer

Of all the 'hot spots" for crop circles on Earth,
none is as consistently and increasingly)
awe-inspiring as the area around the towns
of Alton Barnes and Avebury in Wiltshire county.
It is from this ancient and enchanting land,
spotted with neolithic rock formations of
unclear origin and purpose, and home to
a thousand mysteries spanning the ages,
that Crop Circle Beer gets its main ingredient
and its very essence.

 

Crop Circle Beer is a rich, malty, eventful but surprisingly approachable amber ale with a truly multidimensional taste profile, brewed with barley malt harvested from four of England's most renowned and reliable "crop circle" fields.

These are fields upon which large artistic, geometric formations (caused by stalks selectively bent at the base so as to hug the ground) magically and spontaneously appear out of nowhere in certain parts of the world. By whom (or what), and for what purpose? Heck if we know, but the potential possible answers to these questions make the head spin (sort of like the beer) and have something to do with the origin and purpose of human life itself, in this and other dimensionsand galaxies. Of that we're sure.

It also has to do with imminent 12-strand DNA reactivation, chaos theory, the butterfly effect, the hundredth monkey phenomenon, ley lines, quantum physics, the theory of relativity, plasma balls descending from space, the Arcturians, the Pleiadians, sacred geometry, ancient Egypt, environmental warnings, the triumph of love over fear, and the coming earth changes and dimensional shift at the end of the Mayan calendar in December of 2012. (I apologize if I have neglected to mention any well-meaning "alien" or other dimensional groups that have been or currently are instrumental in making the crop circles or otherwise helping us raise our own frequency and that of the planet)

Crop Circle Beer Field


Photo above is 600-ft-long formation, East Field, Alton Barnes, Wiltshire, 20 June 2004

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